Man: I hear that the workers are on strike for shorter hours. Blonde: Good--I always thought that 60 minutes was too long for an hour.
Woman: I see you are taking French lessons--why is that? Blonde: I've adopted a French baby and I want to be able to understand him as soon as he talk.
Very Proud Mother: My son has been walking ever since he was 7 months old! Blonde: Wow, really?! Mother: Yes! Blonde: Well, he must be awfully tired!!