Ten Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane

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10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.

9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.

8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.

6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!

5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.

4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!

2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another


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by Julia Z. 1+ years ago

i can't spot laughing

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