A man goes into a cab and asks to go the Empire State building.
The trip is fine, until the cab approaches a red light and zooms right through it.
"What the hell are you doing?" asks the man. "You just ran through a red light. You could've gotten me killed!"
The cab driver turns to his passenger and says, "I'm sorry. I learned to drive a cab from my cousin, and he always taught me to run through the reds. He always does and it's a habit of mine."
The cab continues on his way, the passenger obviously annoyed. All of a sudden, the cab grinds to a halt at a green light.
"What the hell are you doing now? Green means go!" the man yells.
The cab driver turns to his passenger once again and says, "I've got to watch for my cousin coming from the other way!"