One day two seasoned hunters took a rookie to go on a hunting trip. After they got to the hunting site, the two pros took the rookie to a tree and told him, "Stay here. Don't move, and no matter what, don't make any sound. Wait for the deer to get close enough so you can shoot the deer. But under no circumstances should you make a sound!" With that, they left to find their own spots to stake out.
Five minutes later they heard an ear piercing scream coming from where the rookie was. The pros rush over and asked, "What happened?! We told you NOT to make any sound!" He replied, "I know. I tried not to! I didn't scream when the bear was in my face. I didn't scream when the snake wrapped around my legs. But I can't help it when the two chimpmunks went up my legs under my pants and asked each other, 'Should we eat them now or bring them home for later?'"