One day, Charlie Brown was quizzing Snoopy on how much he knew about the Bible.
"Who created the earth in 6 days?" Charlie Brown asked Snoopy.
Right then, Woodstock poked Snoopy with a pin that was stuck on his shirt. Snoopy yelled in pain, "GOD!"
"That's correct!" said Charlie Brown. "Ok, next question...who died on the cross for us and then was raised from the dead 3 days later?"
Then again, Woodstock poked Snoopy with a pin and again, in pain and annoyance, Snoopy yelled, "JESUS CHRIST!"
"That's right again, good job Snoopy!" said Charlie Brown, very pleased. "Ok, the last question... What did Eve say to Adam?"
Again, Woodstock poked Snoopy with the pin and Snoopy was so annoyed that he yelled out, "STOP POKING ME WITH THAT THING OR I WILL RIP IT OFF!"