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Do you have a quarter? Cuz my mom told me to call when I met the girl of my dreams.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

You must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.

When I first saw you all I heard was "Beeewwwwww Beeeewwwwww"

The sound of an ambulance coming to take me away.

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all night long.

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