One day there were three roosters sitting on a roof
It was 6:30 in the morning and it was time for the roosters to wake up the town.
The first rooster, who was straight, yelled, "Cockle dooodle doo!!"
The second rooster, who was retarded, yelled, "Doodle doodle cock!"
And the third rooster, who was gay, yelled, "Any cock will do!!!"