A man and a woman had a dog. There dog slept with them, but the dog had the problem of snoring extremely loud. The woman finally got fed up and went to the vet to see if he could help.
The vet replied, "Tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles. It will stop his snoring.
To that the woman replied, "Ha! Yeah right!
That night while the woman was trying to sleep, the dog's snoring became so nerve racking, that she rummaged through her closet and finally found a red ribbon. She carefully tied it around the dog's testicles and almost immediatley, his snoring stopped.
Satisfied, the woman went to bed. As she began to dose off she heard her husband enter the bedroom from a night of drinking with his friends.
The man climbed into bed and began to snore louder than the dog had done. The, woman was thinking that maybe tying a ribbon around the man's testicles would fix his problem to.
Again, she rummaged through the closet until she came across a blue ribbon. She tied it around the man's testicles, and, like the dog, he stopped snoring almost immediatley.
Now the woman went to bed happy.
The next morning the man woke up before the woman. He went to the bathroom to take an early morning wizz. When the man dropped his pants, he was shocked to see he had a blue ribbon around his testicles! Then the dog walked in and the man noticed the red ribbon around the dog's testicles.
To this the man said, "I don't know where we were or what we did last night, but it looks like we got first and second place."