A little girl was learning about whales and she went up to her teacher to ask her a question, "Teacher, do whales eat humans?" The teacher replied, "No, their necks are too small."
The little girl said, "Jonah got eaten by a whale." Teacher replied, "No he didn't, whales' necks are way to SMALL."
"Well when I go to heaven I'm going to ask Jonah myself," said the little girl. "What if he went to hell?" asked the teacher. "Then you can go ask him!" answered the little girl!