A Georgia student sees an ad in the paper... a river cruise for only $100. He goes to the company and says, "I'd like the $100 river cruise." After paying his $100, the cashier jumps out and knocks him in the head with a club. The cashier wraps the Georgia student in a sheet, drags him to the back door, and throws him into the river.
A few minutes latter, an Alabama student comes in and asks for the river cruise. He also pays $100, gets knocked in the head, wrapped in a sheet, and thrown into the river.
The students are floating down the river together when they regain consciousness. The Georgia student says, "Do you think they will serve any meals on this cruise?" The Alabama student says, "Well, I doubt it. They didn't last year."