One day, a ventriloquist was in a club telling jokes about blondes. The man and his dummy had the crowd cracking up. Out of the crowd came a blonde who was pretty upset. She said to the man, "You had better stop telling jokes about us blondes because it's offensive."
The ventriloquist said, "Ma'am they're only jokes, I don't mean anything by them."
The blonde said, "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the little man on your leg."