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This Jelly Bean walks into a bar and gets talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says, "'Ere, do you fancy going to that new club in town?" and the Jelly Bean says, "No mate, I'm a soft center, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you." So Jelly Bean says, "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me."

And off they go. After a few more beers in the club, three Clorets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under a table, the Clorets take one look at Jelly Bean and start kicking him, punching him and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out.

Jelly Bean pulls his battered Jelly Bean body over to the table and wipes his Jelly Bean blood up and turns to Smartie and says, "I thought you were going to look after me?" "I was!" says Smartie, "But those Clorets are fucking menthol !!!"


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