Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there considers you a fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you will be on your knees gobblin on my fucking cock.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin it to you in the back of my car I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: No! Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said your arse looks fat in those pants.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake once you smack the goods to her.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: That works for me. Just so long as you're still a little warm when I shove it up your ass.
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