It is the first day of school and the teacher decides to go around the room and see what everybody's father does for a living.
The first girl says, "My dad is a fireman. He puts out fires for a living." The teacher says "good."
The next boy stands up and says, "My dad is a lawyer. He puts bad people in jail."
Teacher asks Johnny what his dad does. Johnny says, "My dad is dead." Teahcer says "What did he do before he died?" Jonny says, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet!"