Is This Love

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BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL: Why not? BOY : I'm broke.

BOY : I can't leave you. GIRL: Do you love me so much? BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Did you miss me while I was away? BOY : Were you away?

GIRL: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night? BOY : What time was it?

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

CAROL: Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.. PETER: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life.

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?

BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL: How soon?

SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


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