3 old women were sitting around talking about how great their son's were. The first woman says, "I have the best son of all, he is a preist." Her son walks into the room and all the women say, "Hello father."
The second woman says, "Well, I can beat that, my son is a Raibbi." Her son enters in and they all say, "Hello Raibbi."
The the third woman speaks and says, "I can beat both of you, my son is a striper." My son walks in and they all say, "Oh my god!"