My turtle, My turtle

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A boy walks into a pet shop and asks for a turtle. The seller shows him a turtle and the boy buys the turtle.

The following day the boy comes back to the pet shop crying, "My turtle, My turtle, its legs are red. I want a new, good turtle."

So the seller takes the boy's turtle and gives him a new turtle.

The day after that, the boy returns to the same shop crying, "My turtle, My turtle, its legs are red. I want a new, good turtle."

So the seller reluctantly gives the boy a new turtle for his old one.

On the third day from the sale, the boy again comes to the shop claiming, "My turtle, My turtle, its legs are red. I want a new, good turtle."

Now the seller knows there's something wrong here, so he tells the boy, "OK, OK, I'll give you a new turtle, but I want to know what you are doing with these turtles."

So the boy says, "I grab them and go Whooose Whoooose Whoooooooose"

[Whooose - you know, like with a toy car... Well, It made me laugh!]

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