Horse Doctor

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One day a Texan showed up at a prestegious college offering a large donation to the university on one condition - that his horse be given an honorary doctorate. The college president balked at first, but the Texan was firm - no degree, no million. The president called a hasty meeting of the college board and told them of the situation. All but the oldest member agreed that it would not be good for the college's image to grant the request. Then the senior board member spoke: "For Chrissake, give the horse the degree!" The other board members were shocked. "Absolutely not! It will compromise our high standards." The wise gent replied, "No, I don't think so. In fact it will be the first time we will give a degree to a WHOLE horse!"

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