Accidents and Emergencies

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A little girl got locked in at her preschool. The bathrooms were locked but she really had to go. So she called 911. The phone conversation went like this:

Hello? I'm listening.

(whimper) This is an emergency.

What kind of emergency?

Whoops... I had an accident.

What kind of accident?

I can feel something running down my leg...

Blood?

(whimper)

Where are you?

At Preschool.

Pretty soon the police and an ambulance came and found Rosie along with a puddle on the floor. The police said that was the "funniest emergency" they had in years.

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