An elderly Irving Schwartz and the widow Esther Cohen were sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home.
Mr. Schwartz, a widower himself, says to Esther, "For five dollars, I'll have sex with you on that rocking chair over there. For ten dollars, I'll have sex with you on that couch. But for twenty dollars, I'll take you to my room, light a few candles and give you a romantic evening of passion you'll never forget."
Esther considers it a moment and then, after fishing through her purse, produces a twenty dollar bill.
The Irving says, "So, you want the romantic night in my room, eh?"
Esther says, "No, I want four times in the rocker."
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