A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. Going downstairs he asks his wife, "Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the company party last night, so tell me what I did."
"You got in an argument with your boss."
"Well, piss on him!" said the man.
"You did. He fired you." said the wife.
"Well, screw him!" said the guy.
"I did." said the wife. "You're back to work Monday."