3 blondes are stranded on an island and they are trying to find a way off. A magician comes along and says he will grant each of them one wish.
The first blond wishes that she was 1,000 times smarter so she gets that and builds herself a plane and gets off the island. The second blonde wishes to be 10,000 times smarter so when she is, she builds a boat and sails off the island. The third one wishes to be a redhead so when she is, she walks onto the bridge and onto the mainland.