A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. WHACK! The roster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said, "I think I just killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him."
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."
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