Game Warden: Have you ever-hunted bear? Tourist: No, but Ive gone fishing in my shorts.
Blonde: This match wont light. Brunette: Whats the matter with it? Blonde: I dont know, it lit before.
Traveler: Id like a ticket to New York. Ticket Seller: Do you want to go by Buffalo? Traveler: Don't be silly. I want to go by plane.
What did the sign in the travel agency say? Please go away.
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