George goes to hell

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George dies and goes to hell. He notices one sign that says "Capitalist Hell", and another that says "Socialist hell." There's a long line of souls waiting for socialist hell, but no one waiting to get into capitalist hell.

George asks the guard, "What do they do to you in socialist hell?" "They boil you in oil, whip you, and then put you on the rack," says the guard. "And what do they do to you in capitalist hell?" George asks. "Same thing," replies the guard. "Then why is everybody in line for socialist hell?" "Because in socialist hell," the guard explains, they're always out of oil, whips, and racks."

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