An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA, when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of '-ese' are you?"
The Japanese, confused and replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of '-ese' are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yell, "What kind of -ese are you? Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc..."
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I'm a Japanese!".
A while later, the Japanese turned to the American and asked, "What kind of '-key' are you?"
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What you mean what kind of '-key' I am?"
The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee?"
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