Who's Got My Asshole?

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There was a Great Dog Convention. They come from near and far. Some came on bicycles, and some came in cars.

Y'know, before they could enter, or even take a look, they had to take their asshole off, and hang it on a hook.

But before they even got seated, (every mother, pup, and sire), An old dog hollered from the back, "Run for your life. It's a FIRE!"

The crowd of dogs began to panic, and nobody stopped to look. They grabbed the very nearest asshole, off the very nearest hook.

And this is why, even today, a dog will drop a bone, to sniff another dog's asshole, to see if it's his own.

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