A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk if they have any anal deoderant. Puzzled, the clerk replies that the store has never carried such a product. The blonde protests and insists that she bought a stick of it three weeks ago. The clerk goes and checks the stock, then comes back saying they don't carry anything resembling anal deoderant. He asks the blonde to come back tomorrow with whatever it was she bought. Sure enough, the next day the blonde walks into the drugstore and hands the clerk a stick of deoderant. He turns it around, examining it, and demands to know why she thought it was anal deoderant, as it is clearly marked as the underarm variety. The blonde points to a label on the dial, reading, "Push up bottom to use."