Two guys, Joe and Dave, were talking and the conversation got around to who was the better friend.
Joe asked Dave, "If I was bitten by a rattlesnake in my arm, what would you do?"
Dave answers, "I'd cut the wound and suck out the poison."
Joe continues, "If I was bitten by a cobra in the leg, what would you do?"
Dave replies, "I'd lance it and suck out the venom."
Joe persists, "And what would you do if a cottonmouth bit be in the butt?"
Dave thinks a few seconds, then says, "That's when you'll know who your true friend is."
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