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Butter vs. Crisco

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Two guys were in the shower room of the health club. Joe noticed that Bill's cock was huge. "That's the biggest I've ever seen!" he exclaimed. "God damn, you were lucky to be born with a cock that big." "I wasn't born this way," Bill answered. " I made it this big by rubbing it with butter." Joe went home to try it.

A couple of weeks later, he ran into Bill again. Bill asked, "How's it going? How much bigger is your cock?" Joe grimaced. "I've Been rubbing it every day, but it seems to be getting smaller." "Aren't you using enough butter?" Joe replied, "Butter is too expensive. I'ver been using Crisco." "No wonder your cock is smaller," Bill said. "Crisco is shortening!"

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