Not At School Today

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There was once a boy called Stu Pid who was considered the most stupid person in the school. For example, on one of his math homework there was a question that goes like this, "If I had no apples and my friend gave me one, how many would I have?" The boy's answer was, '237.3872605'.

One day Stu's teacher had enough of his homework. The teacher sent him to the principal, M. T. Brain. Mr. Brain said, "Stu Pid, I'm afraid your homework is too poor, I will have to see your father." "But you can't, Mr. Brain." Stu Pid said. "Why the hell can't I see your father?" asked M.T. Brain. The boy said, "He's not at school today."

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