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I was just standing on the footpath when a writer for a newspaper walked up to me.

She asked if I had any good stories for her to put in her column.

I paused to think for a bit... "Oh! I remember the time a friend of mine lost a donkey in the woods!"

"Ok! lets hear it!", she said.

"Well, me and about 20 mates all went and bought a bottle of wiskey each, went and found the donkey, drank the wiskey, got drunk, and shagged the donkey one by one."

"Um... that isn't really what we're looking for. Got any others?"

"Oh, Ok! How 'bout this one? One of my friends lost there wife in the woods, so me and about 20 mates all went and bought a bottle of wiskey each, went and found the woman, drank the wiskey, got drunk, and shagged her one by one"

"That really isn't right either! have you got anything personal? something to really jog the tears?"

"Umm... Yeah! Well, one day I got lost in the woods...."

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