Complex Thoughts For The Simple Minded

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1. Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface. On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not. 2. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance. 3. The world's full of apathy, but I don't care. 4. Perspective is in the eye of the beholder. 5. Prejudiced people are all alike. 6. What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds? 7. Those who judge others will burn in Hell! 8. Exageration is not all it's cracked up to be. 9. Evil is not all bad. 10. I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity. 11. Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness (or, It's hard to tell if someone is inconspicous). 12. There's no such thing as nonexistance. 13. Cooperation can only be reached if we work together. 14. As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question. 15. He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard. 16. I disagree with unanimity. 17. I have my doubts about disbelief. 18. Avoid Alliteration. Always. 19. Prepostions are not words to end sentences with. 20. One should never generalize. 21. Avoid cliches like the plague. 22. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms. 23. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake. 24. Profanity stinks. 25. I always try to do things in chronological order. 26. A Plateau is the highest form of flattery. 27. I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.

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