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Four friends were arguing over whose dog was smartest. The first man, an engineer, called his dog, "T square, show your stuff." The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle.

The next guy, an accountant, called his dog, "Slide Rule, go ahead." The canine went into the kitchen, nibbled open a bag of cookies and divided the contents into four equal piles.

The next man, a chemist, bekoned his dog, to show what he could do. The dog went to the fridge , took out a litre of milk and poured exactly 250 mililitres into a measuring cup.

The last man was a government worker. "Coffee Break," he hollered to his dog, "Go to it." With that the dog jumped to his feet, soiled the paper, ate the cookies and drank the milk.

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