Your Money Is No Good Here!

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A priest walks into a barber shop, and asks for a hair cut. When the barber was finished, the priest offered the man some money, but the barber said, "No, you're a man of God, you serve the Lord, your money is no good here." The next day, he found a Bible and a gold rosery on the front steps of the shop.

A day later, a cop walks into a barber shop, and asks for a hair cut. When the barber was finished, the cop offered the man some money, but the barber said, "No, you're a man of the law, you protect people, your money is no good here." The next day, he found a box of donuts on the front steps of the shop.

A day later, a lawyer walks into a barber shop, and asks for a hair cut. When the barber was finished, the lawyer offered the man some money, but the barber said, "No, you're a man of the government, you help people in trouble, your money is no good here." The next day, he found twelve more lawyers on the front steps of the shop.

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