There was a blonde and a brunette walking down the street. They walked by a flower shop and the brunette saw her boyfriend in there buying her flowers. She says, "Oh, crap! My boyfriend is in there buying me flowers again for no reason."
The blonde says, "What's wrong with that? Don't you want flowers?"
The brunette replies, "No, I want the flowers I just don't want to have to lay on my back with my legs up in the air for 3 days."
Then the blonde says, "Why? Don't have a vase?"