A guy decides it's time to get marry. He gives each of his current girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes, puts $800 in the bank. Second spends $800 on clothes, puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole $1,000 in the bank.
Q: Which one did he marry?
A: The one with the big boobs.
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