Once there was a lady who had a cat that was very dear to her. She named it Titswobble. One day, Titswobble was missing, and the lady searched everywhere.
She asked her neighbor, "Have you seen my Titswobble?" The neighbor replies, "Your cat? No I haven't seen him." The lady goes to her other neighbor, "Have you seen my Titswobble?" Again, the neighbor replies no.
After the lady had asked everyone she knew, she finally went to a cop. "Have you seen my Titswobble?" the lady asks. The cop looks down and says, "No, but I'd like to!"
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