Two names I'm glad I don't have are Biff and Dick.
Why the hell would anyone want to have a name like Biff? Especially a basketball player. Imagine your teammate calling for a pass: "Biff! Biff!"
The other name I don't want to have is Dick. The reason for that is pretty obvious. Why would anyone even want to name their child a stupid name like Dick? Imagine running a race with the announcer saying, "Dick tries hard but he just can't do it! What's this? Dick has had a sudden burst of energy! And Dick crosses the finish line!"
If your name is Biff or Dick and you have read this far then I feel sorry for you, having such a dumb name.
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