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In the backwoods of Arkansas, a young redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and their elderly country doctor was called out to assist her in the delivery.

Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so's I can see what it is I'm doing."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there." said the doctor, "Don't be in a rush to put that lantern down... I think there's yet another one coming...." Surely enough, in a few more minutes, the old doctor had delivered a baby girl.

"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern. It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor in amazement.

The bewildered redneck scratched his head and asked the country doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"

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