Butt Crack

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There once was a woman who just inherited a mansion, and she wanted to name it after the first thing she heard living in it. The first thing she heard was "my butt" from the TV. So she named her house "my butt."

After a couple of months, she had a baby, and she wanted to name the baby after the first thing she heard while she was living in her house, "my butt." the first thing she heard was the crack of a tree branch. So the baby was named crack.

One day, crack was missing. The woman looked all over the mansion, but she couldn't find crack. She called the police to tell them that her son was missing, and when the police got to her house she told them, "I looked all over my butt, but I couldn't find my Crack!"

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