Bozo Airlines

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A fresh graduate civil aviation Captain is so proud of himself and is flying his first passenger flight out of Detroit.

Captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain from the cockpit. We are on board the new 777 en route to San Francisco. Our flight time is estimated to be 5 hours. Hope you have a nice flight!"

The flight takes off, minutes later.

Captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking from the cockpit. We are cruising at an altitude of 20,000 feet. Outside temperature is 2 degrees. Hope you have a nice flight!"

Minutes later the right engine explodes.

Captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking from the cockpit. The right engine to the aircraft is on fire and all is under control. Please remain seated and I hope you have a nice flight!"

Seconds later the left wing falls off.

Captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking from the cockpit. The left wing of the aircraft just fell off. Please remain calm and hope you have a nice flight!"

5 minutes later the right wing falls off. No sign of the captain yet. THEN.

Captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking from the parachute. Please remain calm. I hope you have a nice flight!"

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