1. Men are like department stores... they should always have their clothes half off.
2. Men are like vacations... they never seem to last long enough.
3. Men are like chocolate bars... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
4. Men are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
5. Men are like coffee... the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.
6. Men are like horoscopes... they always tell you what to do and they are usually wrong.
7. Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store and the rest they spend in the bathroom.
8. Men are like cement... after getting laid, it takes them a long time to get hard.
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