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Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats on me so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

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Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

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Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

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Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world, I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

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Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-half years. He must be crazy.

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Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

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Dear Abby, Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early? (signed, Wondering)

Dear Wondering, The baby was on time, the wedding was late. Forget it.

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Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? (signed Sam)

Dear Sam, Yes. Run for public office.

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Dear Abby, What inspires you most to write? (signed Ted)

Dear Ted, The Bureau of Internal Revenue.

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Dear Abby, I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits. (signed, Rose)

Dear Rose, So would I.

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Dear Abby, What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? (signed, Bess)

Dear Bess, Night and day.

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by Paul Z. 1+ years ago

I think some of these are fake.

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