Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats on me so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world, I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby, Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early? (signed, Wondering)
Dear Wondering, The baby was on time, the wedding was late. Forget it.
Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? (signed Sam)
Dear Sam, Yes. Run for public office.
Dear Abby, What inspires you most to write? (signed Ted)
Dear Ted, The Bureau of Internal Revenue.
Dear Abby, I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits. (signed, Rose)
Dear Rose, So would I.
Dear Abby, What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? (signed, Bess)
Dear Bess, Night and day.
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