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He's as sharp as a beach ball.

Stupidity doesn't count as a handicap, park elsewhere.

I would engage in a battle of wits with you, but I refuse to duel with and unarmed person.

The proctologist called!...they found your head!

His elevator won't go to the top.

She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

People would follow him,but only out of morbid curiosity.

Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.

If ignorance is bliss you must be orgasmic!

Everyone has a photographic memory you just don't have film.

You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance.

Just because your head is pointed, that doesn't mean you're sharp.

May your life be like toilet paper--long and useful.

If my dog looked as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and teach him to walk around backwards!

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, you're abusing the privilage.

All foam, no beer.

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