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Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum Gai

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!! No Bai Dam Thing!!

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena Song? Wai Yu Sing Dum

You are not very bright Yu So Dum

I got this for free Ai No Pei

I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive Hu Man Go!

Pew! does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?


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by rachel s. 1+ years ago

I always find these to be really boring. No exception here.

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