This guy goes to a psychologist. The psychologist shows him an inkblot and says, "What does this remind you of?" The guy says, "A naked woman."
Then he shows him another inkblot and asks him the same question and the guy says, "A naked woman on a bed."
Then the psychologist tells to him, "You sick pervert!" The guy replies, "I'm not a pervert, you are the one who is showing me all these naughty pictures."