An ostrich, a giant, and Bill Clinton are waiting for a bus. They wait and wait. A man with a yellow cane sits down on the bench next to Bill. "Excuse me, sirs," he says. "Could you tell me when the bus comes? I'm blind."
The ostrich replies, "I can't. My head's in the sand."
The giant chimes in, "I can't. My head's in the clouds."
The blind man turns to Bill, who says, "I can't. My head's in my ass."
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