Never Beat Anyone

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One girl's parents beat her, so she had to go to court to decide who she would stay with, the judge asked her, "Little girl, would you like to stay with your mommy?" The little girl said, "No. my mommy beats me." So then the judge asked if the little girl wanted to stay with her daddy. The little girl said, "No, my daddy beats me." After that the judge gave up and said, "Little girl, if you don't want to stay with your mommy or daddy, who do you want to stay with?" The little girl simply replied, "I want to stay with the Rams, they never beat anyone!"

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