Iraqi One-Liners

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Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? A. They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What is the best Iraqi job? A: Foreign ambassador.

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A. You only have to teach them to take off.

Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo? A. B-52...F-16...B-2...F-117...B-1.

Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck.

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q. Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss? A. He elected to receive.

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